We is Not Retarded

One fine evening, Raja and I walked into a Teppanyaki restaurant, sat down, and ordered our dinner.

Waiter: *Sets out a pair of fork and spoon next to our plates*

Raja&Renee: *Ignore the fork and spoon, lift up a pair of chopsticks and begin eating*

After 5 minutes, the waiter returns.

Waiter:*Places an extra pair of fork and spoon. Only this time, he puts is on our plates*

Raja&Renee: * Moving our gaze from the first pair of fork and spoon to the next pair, back to the first pair before reaching each others eyes*

Raja: Errr…are we struggling?

A picture that I dug up from my computer of Raja and myself at a Korean BBQ restaurant. Proof that we…Ok, proof that Raja is able to utilize a pair of chopsticks decently. I’m 893% better at it than him.

Look. We’re even able to cast a proper smile WITHOUT looking at our hands or worrying about violently flipping kimchi onto our neighbors table.

IN YOUR FACE Teppanyaki waiter.